When you make up almost 30% of character population, you're bound to attract idiots.

So I'm running UK right? Retardedly easy right? Yeah if your dps isn't fucking retarded. For some reason I ended up with a boomkin that thought that an eclipse proc was a good reason to make an additional un-necessary pull.

We get to the point at the stairs where you can walk around a bunch of mobs if you're not a stupid ass, so what does he do? pull that set of mobs after I've already engaged the next. Ret pally dies, no big deal. We res him and go on and I emote:

"Benison has a bad feeling about GnarTokes"

To which he replies:

"You fucking suck."

To which I reply: "Have fun assholes." After I pull three or four groups and lead them back to gnartokes. Group wipes, except for me of course, I'm smart enough to bubble and /leave group.

I make a character on his realm and tell him the following: "Enjoy the repair bill stupid ass. Next time let the tank make the pulls and keep your worthless dps mouth shut."

Hal

Numbers aren't everything.

So I'm out in zul'drak trying to inch out the last sliver of exp between my lock and level 79 just flying around, and this upstart lock starts dotting me up from a distance, so I /lol at him and fly off. A few minutes later him and his death knight friend jump me and start laying in to me.

So I'm thinking ugh...really? For a second I actually stop and try to bubble hearth, 'cuz of spending so long on my paladin. Then I decide fuck it, I can at least kill one of them before I drop.

Much to my surprise, I ended up killing them both fairly effortlessly. The lock and his death knight pet.

And the best part? With the faction restriction on pvp servers lifted, I can roll an alliance toon just to taunt them! Absolutley made my night.





Morale of the story? If you're new to the game, don't fuck with someone who has been around since the server was 2 weeks old, back in vanilla content, he's liable to ruin your shit.

I hope they feel the sting of shame for some time to come.

Hal