Wow....so if you've ever wanted to do something mind destroyingly difficult....nay...NIGH IMPOSSIBLE, try playing call of duty 4 on veteran difficulty. This game is literally so hard on its highest difficulty that playing it makes me feel bad about myself. I literally hate myself for playing it so much that I want to give up on the achievements and just send it back, but not only that I want to give up on all the achievements and never play video games again. It's not even the good kind of hard, where one mistake costs you your life. It's the kind of hard that requires luck to see you through, and a momentary frown of the good luck fairy has a thousand bullets hit you square in the face.
Also the lack of checkpoints in between challenging segments makes me want to punch myself in the nuts every time I have to play over 5 minutes or so of gameplay.
I haven't broken a controller yet, but could swear it induced a beserker like fury in me the likes of which hasn't been seen since the norse gods were popular. I'm taking a break now lest the constant tachycardia and high blood pressure weaken my circulatory system too much.
Oh, you think I'm joking...but I'm not.
Of course....actually completing the segments and getting the achievement as proof is the sort of euphoric sensation that you seldom experience on a couch without titties being involved. This kinda shit is something I would have never done before achievements though, and I really have to wonder if those stupid gold stars are worth all this.
Hal
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